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westeros-to-middle-earth:

When I say I like Elves,my friends think of this elf:

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when really I’m talking about this elf

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and this elf

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and this

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— 7 hours ago with 24 notes

warlocksfez:

[bXc] how’m supposed to die - live action collab ♚

— 7 hours ago with 6 notes

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via fangirling-has-no-limits)

— 7 hours ago with 16581 notes

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

(via fangirling-has-no-limits)

— 7 hours ago with 63781 notes